Fashion Week

Fashion Week in London is always an interesting time if you run in the circles of press, celebs, champagne or night clubs. Or simply if you fail to meet to height to weight criteria that gets subconsciously imposed on every female within a 10K radius. Everywhere you look there are 6ft tall amazon women who look like they forget to eat their lunch and dinner for about a year. They saunter about fag in one hand martini in the other looking impossibly cool and pulled together. In reality they are coming home from last night's bender whilst I am on my way to work. And of course they are like 12 pretending to be 18. Never mind, I can hold a conversation. I'll rest on that.