
Last night I received a note from a friend who is hot on the dating circuit. She got the following email on Match*
Match.com Message: cooking school invite
Sent: Tue 12/09/08 3:02 PM
From: Casanova
To: Large group of Match women who may be Desperate, but not Broody
Date received: December 9, 2008
Subject: cooking school invite
Hello
I am sending out this e-mail to any interested match.com gal's. Please review my profile first.
I am looking for " co - cook partner " to take in a Saturday night cooking classes or two with me.
Note: classes are at the seafood center in Some City USA 6:00pm - 9:00pm
If you are interested in seafood cooking school, we may have something in common. No offence intended, but if you are 35 with no kids - but definitely want 2 kids your clock is ticking. Fyi - I have had a vasectomy. Please let me know, so I can wish you good luck, and remove you from my circle. Other wise interested people please e-mail me so we can make plans and get on the calendar.
Thanks Casanova
I think we need to add a character to the AYMBF book: Socially Inept Vasectomy Guy.
*Names and places have been changed to protect the dating challenged and the innocent
1 comment:
I got a Match.com guy who wanted to warn me that:
"I'm allergic to cats. So if you have one, and lots of girls do, that's going to be a problem. Just want to be up front about that"
Now I feel like I got off easy.
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